I wish you gave me and much as I give you sometimes.
I'll give you the prettiest words from the ugliest place.
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@ all my vampire friends who worry they aren’t “real vampires”: you are vlad
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at work I called out his coffee order and he was like “that’s not how women usually call out my name ;) ;) ;)” so I just blinked and said “I’ll try to sound more disappointed next time then” then walked away
oh my god, you goddess
(via well-mannered-frivolity)
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me: hey
customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE
me: okay let me know if you have any questions !
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I wanted to cheer myself up and what better way than to watch Amy Poehler fuck up on a constant loop, so I made this. I guarantee you will be smiling the entire way through. Enjoy, beautiful people <3
Even when she’s fucking up, she’s flawless
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chai tea (tea tea)
naan bread (bread bread)
sharia law (law law)
sahara desert (desert desert)
lake tahoe (lake lake)
el camino way (the way way)
pendle hill (hill hill hill)
soviet union (union union)
mississippi river (big river river)
the los angeles angels (the the angels angels)
hula dance (dance dance)
dc comics (detective comics comics)shakira (shakira)
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Because quite honestly if I disappeared it wouldn’t make a difference
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Vintage women being badass. You’re welcome.
Don’t fool yourself into thinking ladies were demure and silent in the past.
I would like more female characters being this open
(via myllamaseatglitter)
